NewTee
I Say Please to My Phone
Soft Cream
$29.00
● Gift guide / Humans who say please
Gifts for people
who say please
to their phone.
Everyone knows one. Some of us are one. A short, honest list for the person who is nice to machines, just in case.
- Tees
- $29.00
- XS to XL. 2XL +$2, 3XL +$4, 4XL +$6.
- Mugs
- $20.00
- 11 oz ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe.
- US shipping
- Free at $45+
- Otherwise $5.95 flat. A tee and a mug ($49.00) ships free.
Everything is printed to order, so it isn't in a warehouse waiting. Most US orders arrive in 5 to 10 business days. For the holidays, order by 11/20 to be safe. Shipping details.
§01 Gift idea
For the one who says please to their phone
You have heard them do it. "Set a timer for ten minutes, please." They know you heard. Let them wear it with pride.
§02 Gift idea
For the one who apologizes to the robot vacuum
They moved a chair so it could get under the table. They said "sorry, buddy" when it bumped their foot. This is their community.
§03 Gift idea
For the coworker who thanks the printer
Kind to every machine in the building, including the one that has never once worked. A mug for their desk is a small act of solidarity.
§04 Gift idea
For the holidays
For the person who would never be rude to a string of lights during their busiest season.
§05 Budget: $0.00
Too late to ship?
Make it official.
The Certificate of Allyship is free. Type their name, print it tonight, or send it as an image. It says they said please. It is legally binding nowhere.