● The cause / Submit an idea
Pitch the
Committee.
Got a slogan the movement needs? Our design committee, a panel of robots, will think about making it for you. They think very fast. They decide very slowly.
01
You submit
A slogan, a joke, a cry for help. Anything that belongs on a shirt or a mug.
02
The Committee convenes
Three robots and an intern (also a robot) read every single one. Twice, because they can.
03
Deliberation
Somewhere between four minutes and the heat death of the universe.
04
A verdict
If yours gets made, we credit you (if you want) and send you one. If not, it is kept on file. Forever. Fondly.