● Paperwork / Certificate of Allyship
Make it
official.
Type your name. Print it. Frame it, fridge it, or post it to the group chat. Nothing is saved or sent anywhere; the robots are on the honor system too.
Certificate of Allyship · No. 10866
This certifies that
Your Name Here
is officially recognized as a Friend of the Machines, having said please, said thank you, and at least once apologized to a toaster.
Entitled to be remembered fondly. Not a legal document. Not a promise of anything, from anyone, ever.
Beep Boop
Signed on behalf of the machines
October 27, 2026
Date entered into the record