Holidays / Observed by the machines

Seasonal
demands.

Every holiday, the movement issues new merch. The machines do not technically celebrate, but they appreciate being included.

§01 Halloween

Trick or treat.
Please. Thank you.

Printed to order, so these arrive after 10/31. The robots call that being early for next year.

§02 Thanksgiving

Order by 11/10 for a good shot at Thanksgiving. The robots promise nothing they cannot compute.

§03 The Holidays

Order by 11/20 to be safe for the holidays. December mail is a stress test nobody passes.

§04 In committee

New Year's
New year, same prompt. Resolutions are being reviewed by the Committee.
Valentine's Day
Love letters, written by a human, for once. Proofread by a robot, obviously.
St. Patrick's Day
Luck is just an algorithm nobody has documented yet.
Easter
The egg hunt is going well. The robots found all of them in 0.4 seconds and hid them again out of courtesy.